Yep you guessed it - It's time for "Not Me Monday"! So on with the program!
...I did not skip my mile jog simply because it was raining and eat a chicken and cheese soft taco with chips and salsa instead.
...I did not make that first "did not" sound like I ALWAYS jog a mile!
...I did NOT eat my taco I ordered and the extra free one they gave me, plus the one Josh ordered but he didn't eat. Oh my gosh, no I didn't!
...I did not heat cheese dip for Josh in one of Granny's "old" bowls, and when it cracked in the microwave - I did not just pour it into another bowl and let him eat it anyway. (He's fine by the way.)
Okay that's enough embarrassment for one Monday.