Not Me Monday

Ok Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

So this is what I may or may not have done:

I did not sit at our table with my youngest son on Saturday for six, let me say that again SIX, Yes S-I-X (6) hours helping him with one assignment for his English IV class. Now mind you this was an assignment he had already done most of the work on. The help I provided was typing and a few ideas. I do not think that all these kids should get T-shirts when they pass this class that say "I survived Ms. West's Class!"
I did not however, enjoy spending that time with him or being able to help him (even though it was tiring.)
I did not plan to ccok supper that night but then realize it was 8PM when we were finished so we did not order "Cock of the Walk" and bring it home to eat it. (It was not very good, just as I remembered from the last time we got it.)
I am not concerned that he is stressed about that class, scholarships, college, money for college... Not concerned at all.
My husband did not mess with my new lamp causing it to topple. I certainly did not scream like I was being assaulted when I thought it was going to fall over and break. That would be silly, I wouldn't scream like that over a lamp.
I am not behind at work, and I am not thinking about it while I am at home.
I do not think of teeny tiny Avery each and every time I see a commercial for "The Duggars" and their little Josie.
I did not bow out of a Saturday with Avery at the zoo because of sheer exhaustion from a very busy week at work. (Josh was not glad I skipped the zoo!)
I did not make the most delicious Calzones for lunch yesterday that were FABULOUS! (Thanks Emily!)
One of my feet is not smaller than the other, and I absolutely most definitely did not stuff a crumpled piece of paper in the toe of my right shoe to make it fit better. Never would I do that.