Not Me Monday

** UPDATE: I did NOT just drop my hairbrush deep into the toilet!!!!**

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Reason #1 Havent done a Not Me lately
Reason #2 PRIZES!

So here goes:

I did not have a parent ask me recently if I would sign her name to a permission slip for the electronic $350 baby, stating she would pay for it if it was damaged while her daughter had it. "Ummm---No"

I did not send a somewhat embarrassing text to my husband about something that happened to me which he promptly read out loud to those present in the room embarrassing me further. (Thankfully it was only family)

I did not lose an important document at work. I did not then request a copy of the said document and then dream that I received it but lost it yet again. I did not (for days) believe that dream to be a reality. I was not pretty thankful when I realized that it was only a dream and I had not actually lost the document a second time. That didnt happen because I do not think about work at home and I would never dream about it at night.

I did not answer the phone today and reach around my boss (multitasking) to help with a copier issue and allow the phone cord to knock my bottled water over spilling it into a waterfall off the side of my desk onto the floor.

I did not eat McDonalds late last night after church, no way. Thats way too unhealthy not to mention fattening. No Not Me.

Oh and I did not --- Never mind, this ones too embarrassing. :)